We told Special Agent Doge …

to bring back dirt on the neighbors.

Basement Situation Room ready, according to SecDef. Performing inspection.

Artisanal TP pro tip: Don’t wipe against the grain.

Invited to distance BBQ by neighbors. Not sure about this.

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