SecDef believes …

cats are secretly behind all the “reopen” protests.

The cats are sick of our shit and plotting to get us humans out of their houses.

Cooking up our own secret hand sanitizer recipe using moonshine.

Join my VIP Insiders!

Stay up to date with what I’m working on. Low volume, no spam. Just the latest news and updates about my Science Fiction writing projects and book releases. And the occasional dad joke. Unsubscribe anytime.

X Close